Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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