small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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