Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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