It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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