I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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