all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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