I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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