So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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