Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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