How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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