Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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