We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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