today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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