it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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