If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
