I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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