D3 body, D1 cock
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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