I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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