Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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