Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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