Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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