My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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