What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.