do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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