What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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