I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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