____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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