we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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