I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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