Dual....:-)
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
