in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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