I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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