I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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