I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
