My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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