he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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