he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
