Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?