Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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