school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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