Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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