Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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