How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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