Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
pray to the hookup gods
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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