Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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