i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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