brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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