No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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