I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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