kristin has been a bad kristin
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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