He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
two words...techno handjob
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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