Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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