I'm drive I can fine osifer
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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