she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
