This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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