is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im holly from the hills drunk
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
