your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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