I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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