Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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