ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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